I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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