Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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