Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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