So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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