He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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