I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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