piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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