Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
sex in a hospital.. check
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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