Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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