I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
