Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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