Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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