Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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