She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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