My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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