Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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