That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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