how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
