therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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