Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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