It's like God shit irony all over that family
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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