you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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