I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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go home
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
