he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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