the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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