We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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