I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So vagazzling was a success
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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