is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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