Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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