2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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