Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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