I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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