I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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