Me. At least after what I've been through.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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