I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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