i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
