Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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