Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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