I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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