smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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