"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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