It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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