One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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