I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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