why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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