stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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