dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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