At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just pynch a tree in the face
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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