I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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