Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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