I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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