what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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